Cook: Do you loves me honey? Gimme the biggest kiss you've got. (all he needs is a tail) Uncut versions include: Scaring the cook from the diner. Stymie wishes for fried chicken and to get his pappy out of jail. An Italian grocer rolls a watermelon to the kids. Given the chance to make wishes with a magic lamp, Stymie wishes for a watermelon.a BIG watermelon. A very young Spanky, and a dapper Stymie shine in this short. TV distributer: King Features In later years, the episode was heavily edited. Originally distributed by MGM Early TV syndication packages included this title 'uncut'. Originally shown in theaters as 'Our Gang' Comedies. Hal Roach created the series in the 1920's and the early episodes were silent. 'A lad an' a lamp' is considered to be a classic example of pre-code shorts.